Apparently, my phone number is just one digit off from both a local funeral home and the most popular neighborhood burger joint. Just imagine the enormous burden this places on my monolingual shoulders. One wrong answer to, "Is my fifth order free?" can have catastrophic results.
From now on I'm just going to answer the phone with a neutral 'May I take your order?' so as not to offend either party.
Can I get you fries with that?
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